a few things on a Monday afternoon:
- Tomorrow is Blake’s 30th birthday. I wish it weren’t on a Tuesday and that I could plan something more fun for him. 30 is a BIG birthday! Any cute ideas for impromptu Tuesday morning birthday parties, friends?
- I have replaced the batteries in my wireless keyboard 3 times in the past month. I think it’s time for a new keyboard.
- I miss football season already.
- Dear 4:00 conference call- make it quick.
- Leftovers on a Monday night; always a solid decision.
- My 1-hour phone call last night with my Momma did my soul all sorts of good. I miss my best gal.
- What can I make healthy-ish for the Superbowl?
- I hope I can sneak in a run in the last bit of sunshine this evening. Don’t hate me but it’s mid-60’s and sunny in Raleigh today. I’ll take this winter weather for the rest of my life ((please and thank you)).
- I’ve chewed too many pieces of gum today. Why do I chew so much gum during the week? It’s probably not so swell on my teeth. I need to go to the dentist.
- That conversation just took place @ my desk a 3:40 on a Monday afternoon. With that- back to work I go.
80 minutes left to end it on a great note, y’all. oxo
Assumptions Bartenders Make About You Based on Your Drink Order
Though champagne is noteably missing from the list [seriously?], here are a few of my favorite personailty traits and characteristics the writer observed:
Patron: Danger. I am adding gratuity to your check.
Vodka Martini: You had a serious day at work, or you are a functional alcoholic.
Margarita: Anyone who drinks sour mix from a spray gun is an amateur, or underage.
Cosmo: For the love of God, hurry up and finish the 6th season of Sex & The City.
cheers!
A successful weekend DIY.
Our coffee table tray used to be cream with a huge rooster in the center and black and white stripes down the sides. I amped it up with a can of Kelly green spray paint and a few layers of clear varnish lacquer (sold in a spray paint can).
Now, I’m having to resist the urge to paint all the things!
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Me:[handing my credit card over at the auto repair shop] You know--I could have bought a new pair of Jimmy Choo's with this money.
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Car dude:What's a Jimmy Choo?
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Me:Oh sorry- that's a brand of shoes.
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CD:You mean shoes that go on the ground, get worn down, scuffed up, smelly and stepped on?
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Me:Yeah, I guess new spark plugs and an oxygen intake sensor were a better investment.
this is weekend style. although given the weather we’ve been having in these parts, that jacket won’t be necessary.
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tax return fairy, can you hear me? | chartreuse Rochas tote | available here
editor’s note: could you imagine the wrath of my husband if he found out that I spent a chunk of OURtax return on a [bright ass yellow] bag? I got quite the chuckle out of envisioning me sleeping in the tool shed to pay for my monetary indiscretions. There’s no harm in dreaming, right?
Remember this dress that I blogged last week? It arrived on Friday afternoon and I could hardly rip the package open fast enough.
On a sidenote: am I the only person on the planet that geeks out when I receive mail? No, you don’t? Because I do. And that’s reason #4,789 why I’m a nerd.
Where was I…
oh yes, the dress. So I ripped open the package and find the boldly printed frock to be just as cute as it was online (score!). The fit is a tad blousy for my straight frame but I added a grommeted belt, stacked my wrist with bangles, added a tall pair of black boots and called this an outfit.
So what do y’all think- cute, no?
oxo
EPH
Ps- Did I mention that I’m so over my bangs? Because I am. If you look up “most annoying hair-do in history” in the dictionary, you’ll see a picture of me and my bangs next to it. True story.














