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  • Me: [handing my credit card over at the auto repair shop] You know--I could have bought a new pair of Jimmy Choo's with this money.
  • Car dude: What's a Jimmy Choo?
  • Me: Oh sorry- that's a brand of shoes.
  • CD: You mean shoes that go on the ground, get worn down, scuffed up, smelly and stepped on?
  • Me: Yeah, I guess new spark plugs and an oxygen intake sensor were a better investment.

  1. champagnetoasts posted this