Assumptions Bartenders Make About You Based on Your Drink Order
Though champagne is noteably missing from the list [seriously?], here are a few of my favorite personailty traits and characteristics the writer observed:
Patron: Danger. I am adding gratuity to your check.
Vodka Martini: You had a serious day at work, or you are a functional alcoholic.
Margarita: Anyone who drinks sour mix from a spray gun is an amateur, or underage.
Cosmo: For the love of God, hurry up and finish the 6th season of Sex & The City.
cheers!
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jelizabethl said:
The vodka cranberry is me to a T.
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These were my favorites:...cool. If you try to get...number...
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